Top 8 College Mascots
Each one of these have their own special "abilities" some are more prominent than the others.
8.) Florida State University football: Chief Osceola: FSU has fought several times to keep their mascot and how do they celebrate? Shoot burning arrows into the field while riding a horse up and down the sidelines.
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7.) Syracuse University: Orangemen: I think it’d be fun to paint myself orange in support of my school and mascot, think of the chicks you could get like that.
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6.) University of Kentucky: Wildcats: I included Kentucky only because they had to change the drawing of the mascot because it looked like it had a huge johnson in it’s mouth. That says a lot about the school.
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5.) University of Maryland: Terrapins: Why don’t they just call themselves the Turtles? We could all adorn our old Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles gear and head to the game.
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4.) Ohio State: Buckeyes: Brutus just makes me laugh. He has a huge head and it looks like he’ll fall over any second.
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3.) University of Georgia: Bulldogs: Each time a bulldog kicks the bucket they hold auditions for the new mascot. The ugly ass dog gets pampered and toted around like some dog-god. Sometimes I wish I had a bulldog……and lived in Georgia….and went to UGA…..and sent the dog in for auditions…….oh well, almost made it.
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2.) University of Colorado football: Buffalo: Students take an actual buffalo, "Ralphie" and run him across the field before the football games. How crazy is that? I’d have to get really drunk to attempt that sh*t…
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1.) St. Joseph’s University: Hawks: This mascot actually impresses the hell out of me. He or she (probably not she) has to stand on the sideline and flap their arms throughout the whole game……….
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damn, that’s Hilarious.
December 18th, 2005 at 9:40 pm
What about the Stanford Cardinal? It’s a damn tree! It even had its own Sportscenter commercial.
December 20th, 2005 at 10:46 am
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December 28th, 2005 at 7:53 pm
What about Toledo, it is a huge condom….
Go BG!!!
February 13th, 2006 at 1:36 pm
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October 19th, 2006 at 11:25 pm
Hey there should be some love for the Marshall University Thundering Herd aka: Marco!!!!! WE ARE…MARSHALL!!!! And check out the We Are…Marshall movie coming Dec.22
November 26th, 2006 at 3:20 pm
These are all fine mascots, but the difference is that these are all just people wearing costumes, as opposed to Buckingham U. Badger who is an actual person - er, Badger.
December 28th, 2006 at 8:12 pm
I am looking for a full color book of college mascots including logos. History/origins would be great, too. Do you know of any?
Thanks.
Jeanne