Top 8 Reasons Why Dogs Are Better Than Cats
In the everlasting argument over which house pet is better there is good arguments for one side but not the other. I have put together a few reasons why a dog is a better choice than a cat. Seriously, only losers in apartments own cats……and women.
8.) You can walk dogs - Have you ever seen a cat on a leash? Cats only encourage laziness, dogs need their exercise - and so do you.
7.) You can teach dogs tricks - The only impressive trick that I’ve seen a cat do is sh*t in the toilet. That’s it…But its a cat….sh*tting in your toilet…toilets are for humans.
6.) They eat what they kill - If a dog kills something in the backyard they’ll eat it. When a cat kills something it brings it in the house and waits for you to find it. It’s not a present, it’s just gross, at least keep it outside.
5.) Only fat losers own cats - "But they are easier to maintain" Yeaah right, that’s not an excuse, all pets require just about the same amount of maintenance and attention. Dogs just crave it more.
4.) Security - If someone is at your door the dog will let you know. A cat will walk up to them, inspect them and then walk away, if even that.
3.) No stinky litter box - You can’t hide these things anywhere, if someone has a cat in the house you can tell exactly which room the litter box is in - the one that smells of putrid urine and hairballs. I admit, poop in the backyard sucks, but it’s only poop, not both, and you don’t have to make sure that it’s cleaned up every other day. A good sized yard only needs to be cleaned up every month or so.
2.) Warmth - The average internal temperature of a dog is between 101 and 102.5 degrees fahrenheit (according to Dog.com). That translates to some serious warmth on a cold winter night. You’d be lucky to even see a cat on a night like that and if they were around they’d shed all over the place leaving you to wake up with a mouthful of hair the next morning.
1.) Who can resist this face:
Think I’m wrong? Probably not.
December 29th, 2005 at 11:44 am
7) Anyone can teach a dog tricks, teaching cats is a challenge, and very doable. If you’re not a moron. *cough*
6) My cat doesn’t go outside
5) Fat losers huh? hmm, lets see… Scott and Ryan (Fat asses) own dogs… Luke (adonis) owns a cat… nuff said.
4) If you need a dog to protect you, you deserve to get ass raped. (unless you’re a chick, then by all means, teach fido to rip that intruder’s balls off)
3) yeah, you got us there
2) That’s why the rest of us have WOMEN
1) that’s pretty cute, but this http://www.plinkomedia.com/media/kittens/kitten_sleep.jpg is cuter…
December 30th, 2005 at 2:41 am
cats suck. seriously.
December 30th, 2005 at 8:28 am
good comeback
December 31st, 2005 at 6:29 pm
Fire cats?
Police Feline Units?
Search and Rescue kittens?
Sorry Luke. Real men have dogs. Grow a pair and buy a puppy.
May 2nd, 2006 at 12:08 pm
i thing that u are wrong because cats can just be as good dogs and u can walk cats and at leats cats dont stink and they like to cuddle with u and when they pur that means they love u SO U GUYS ARE WRONG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 19th, 2006 at 5:28 pm
ok i think dogs and cats are real kool. i luv cats and dogs
August 8th, 2006 at 7:48 pm
OK, I respect the fact that many of you love dogs, and many of you love cats, but I’m telling you there realy is no best animal, evrybody and everything is special in its own way, besides, anybody who belives otherwise, and decides to continu to fight, is just being a childish loser who belives that cats will someday take over all dogs, or dogs someday take over all cats. just face it, dogs are awsome, and so are cats. and ther is no fucking doubt about it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 17th, 2006 at 10:34 pm
ok my cats are so affectionate and when ppz have one bad cat and hate the 4eva im like give them a chance
August 17th, 2006 at 10:36 pm
my cat can play fetch any day I love cats i have a dalmation and he sleeps with my kitten every night I love cats and dogs they are adorable both ways
August 21st, 2006 at 7:58 pm
I luv cats an dogs equally. They r both special animals and show their luv in different ways. i own a cat that has as much energy as a dog. He plays fetch, tag, playfights, runs sideways with his back arched (VERY HILARIOUS), does somersaults off the stairs and other crazy stunts… he’s one in a million. I luv him, but if I had a dog I would luv it jus the same.
September 1st, 2006 at 8:59 pm
Ppl alwayz say dogs r better, but both animals hav their pros and cons. I hav a dog and cat and luv them both
September 3rd, 2006 at 2:34 pm
Whatever u guyz have no idea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cats rock!!! my family has had a 100 cat over ten years!!!!!
September 12th, 2006 at 3:14 pm
you,re right natasha cats are better than stinky dogs I think cats are cute
September 12th, 2006 at 7:32 pm
for #3 on dogs… though cats have litterboxes, dog’s poop all over the yard leaving wonderful brown mush to step in!
September 21st, 2006 at 9:42 am
ctas don’t smell, or leave dirty poop all over the yard, so that you either have to step in it or clean up. cats can take care of themselves, and it is a lot easier to clean up a litter box than walk around a back yard cleaning up brown mesh all over the place. my cat is an outside cat, and so he covers up his poop by himself. no need to walk around a dirty backyard, cleaning up dog poop. oh yeah, i can run the mile in 6 min flat, and i am a boy, and i own a cat. No dog, a cat! only fat losers such as yourself jayson and C4, would like dogs better. some dogs are kinda cute, but most smell, and are ugly. plus, what’s up with the butt sniffing thing that dogs do, it is N-A-S-T-Y! cats are better, end of story goodbye.
September 21st, 2006 at 10:12 am
Ahem. Dogs smell. Dogs poop. Dogs stare at you vacantly. Dogs are insanely excited by the words “Go for walkies?”
Cats are intelligent. Actually, last night, 5 armed men attempted to break into my house and steal all of my 9th century china collection. I do not have a dog. Yet, upon awakening, I found traces of blood and ripped clothing all over my living room. I also found 10 shoes (how I figured out that there were five men). Standing in the doorway, vigilant through the night, stood my two-month old kitten. I don’t need a guard dog, I got Catzilla right here!
Besides guys, if you keep up this “Cats are sissies, which is why women keep them”, good luck finding a spouse that will live with you for more than a night. Those rare men who keep cats and are aware of the better half of nature are the ones who are happier later on in life.
Enough said.
September 21st, 2006 at 10:23 am
if there was a war between all the felines in the world against all the canines of the world, the felines would most completely win! i mean, think about all of the tigers, lions and cheetahs against some wimpy dogs! The most ferocious dog in the world would be easily flicked away by a tiger. cats are undoubtedly the best, and would completely win against some dumb dogs. Dogs smell like !#%~ anyways. wonder why monsters in monsters inc. say all these gross smells for deodarants, then say, how about wet dog. Mike pwisouski takes it happily, because it smells gross! GROSS!!!! cats ar better no matter what.
September 21st, 2006 at 10:38 am
Top 8 Reasons Why Cats are Better than Dogs
That dog is ugly.
1) You have to walk dogs. Cats are capable of exercising themselves. And feeding themselves…and cleaning themselves
2) If you don’t teach dogs tricks, they become unruly animals capable of destroying your most precious possessions. A cat’s behavior is already good enough, no reason to change it.
3) Cats kill what is ok to kill. And LEAVE IT OUTSIDE after eating (most) of it.
4) Only fat losers who like foul odors own dogs.
5) If a fat loser attempts to break into your house, a cat will run away from them, therefore warning you that something is amiss. Unlike a dog, who will go crazy at anything, so you never really know if its a false alarm or not.
6) Stinky litter boxes aren’t stinky if you actually clean them, and at least cats are capable of handling their own mess. Dogs think its ok to poop on your favorite flowers or right on the doorstep.
7) The idiot who cuddles with a dog wakes up with a face covered in dehydrated slime. Cats are the perfect size and temperature for sitting on cold feet or as a makeshift hat.
September 21st, 2006 at 1:08 pm
i most completely agree with mr. or mrs. angry cat supporter up there. cats are most deffinentaly better than dogs! i mean, who likes to pick up nasty !#%~ from the floor of your backyard?!?!?!?!?!?!?! if you do like doing it, and you do own a dog that you think is better than any cat, well then you can be quiet, because scientists say that cats are way cleaner than dogs. plus, cats don’t sniff other cat’s behinds like retatard dogs do. dogs are 100% retards!!!!
September 21st, 2006 at 1:16 pm
yeah right dogs just crave attention more. you are a complete retard, (owner of this site, and i don’t give a… if you think that dogs are better than cats and that dogs just crave attention more. dogs are ugly, discusting creatures that will just evolve to be horrendous looking beasts, while cats will remain cute for eternity. dogs are grosser, and you can’t own a dog inside unless you want !!!%# all over the rugs. besides, cats clean themselves. dogs think they clean themselves when they roll in the mud. and for your info, i have seen a guard cat before, and it could kick your behind. (you stinkin dog lover) that puppy pic isn’t even cute.
September 21st, 2006 at 1:23 pm
did anyone ever notice that there are way more comments for cats on this site than for dogs. that is because dogs are ugly creatures, and cats rock. i don’t really care what a retard such as the owner of this site thinks, but i know that cats are better than dogs. doesn’t everyone agree? cats are cleaner, and that pic of that dumb puppy is nowhere as cute as luke’s pic of the kitten
September 22nd, 2006 at 12:40 pm
cats are the best, dogs totally stink! that puppy isn’t even cute you retard!
the only person that is more retarded than you is… wait no, there is no one more retarded than you!
October 4th, 2006 at 10:05 pm
this sucks…….i like all animals, but dogs are what i live for. and why is it that when people who are crazy about cats say such simple things about dogs? like:”dogs are stinky” or “they drool alot” or “they’re ugly, and dumb and mangy”…GOSH! can’t you come up with anything else? sheesh, it’s like a freakin merry-go-round! MAN’S BEST FRIEND has a meaning to it! dogs save the lives of the people they love and yes, SOME cats really do love you( most just act like they love you just so that they can get fed) but will they protect you? there’s a 50-50% chance at that. and also, if you were to choose in between a new pet, would you get a sweet-sweet puppy, or a cute-cute kitten? acually i would get both. but the cat MUST be a siamese! siamese are the only cats that do somewhat have an affection for humans and wont try to make them their slave…i do hope i am not mistaken for that. WHY CAN’T WE ALL STOP FIGHTING AND JUST EXCEPT THAT BOTH DOGS AND CATS ARE GOOD PETS HUH? BULLSHIT! CAN SOMEONE WITH A HEART AND A BRAIN TAKE MY ADVICE AND JUST SAY BOTH ARE OK?!!!!!!!?????!!! gosh! both make better pets than slugs!
May 24th, 2007 at 1:19 am
DOGS are AWeSOME!!
best companions EVER!
ROCK ON DUDE!
August 1st, 2007 at 12:03 am
you guys are losers! dogs are still the best and did you ever hear the phrase, “mans bestfriend” think cat lovers, think! i dont give a damn with you guys!
August 1st, 2007 at 12:06 am
cats rock! your stupid the puppy looks cuter than that stupid kitten!
August 1st, 2007 at 12:07 am
the puppy up there is much much cuter!
September 23rd, 2007 at 4:29 pm
yes you r to wrong i have had &has 10 cats and I’m no fat loser.
September 28th, 2007 at 12:51 pm
i like dogs dogs are mans best friend right
October 29th, 2007 at 4:43 pm
Hey. u know cats rule.
Paramore
face it.
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Cats r like, they dont like jump on u when u get home from school or work, and dogs, i dunno they’re just so strong it bugs me, and not flexible at all.
Cats, they meow (adorable!!!), dogs, give a freaky bark or grr……
Cats can hiss though…
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But i dunno… , ( confused )
Cats really do help u when ur all sad…
dogs r fun, but so r cats…
cats make me laugh….
dogs jump on me.. lol
dis is long….
BLAH…
Ima bored….
Ppl u shud just do something like discuss ur favorite music, i like
1) Good Charlotte
2) My Chemical Romance
3) Plain White Ts
4) Pink
5) The Almost
6) The Red Jumpsuit Apparitus
7) Fall out Boy
9) Avril Lavigne
10) You!!! (jk)
hmmm…… wonder how long dis is… o well!
BUBYE!
November 16th, 2007 at 5:41 pm
i thing that u are wrong because cats can just be as good dogs and u can walk cats and at leats cats dont stink and they like to cuddle with u and when they pur that means they love u SO U GUYS ARE WRONG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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If you did your research cats also purr when their hurt to relax themselves. Cats suck balls. Dogs are awesome.
January 15th, 2008 at 11:56 pm
cats pathetic,losers,son of a guns and had you ever read the word “dog” backwords it means “GOD” and cat backwords mean “STAC” wats a stac anyways.
January 16th, 2008 at 12:11 am
dogs are better than cats and i agree with dog ruler dogs are “Gods” and cats are “Stac ’s” and for the dude who said only fat people own dogs F*CK you end of storie because i said so.
January 16th, 2008 at 12:22 am
F*CK YOU Anonymous about only fat losers own dogs
dogs are better than cats
April 1st, 2008 at 9:58 pm
cats and dogs are both great so just SHUT UP and leave it that way
April 1st, 2008 at 10:11 pm
I have 8 dogs and 8 cats and I LOVE them all because thay ROCK
and cats are just as much fun as dogs
April 10th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
Here’s a site where dogs and cats can argue this very subject between themselves!
AnimalInternet.com
It’s a social networking site open only to animals.
July 7th, 2008 at 1:42 am
Whoever wrote that dogs are better is a fat loser!Im ashamed to admit Ive been a dog person my whole life until a year ago when I got a cat!My cat is so much smarter,more playful and interesting than my dog has ever been in her whole life!My dog has to be taken out on walks which sucks and she barks sometimes which is much more abrasive to my ears than my cats meow.She also needs baths once a month or she smells which is a big chore now that I know that my cat is a year old and shes never needed a bath.Oh and Ive had a puppy and a kitten and all puppies do is sh*t/pee and whine annoyingly loud whereas kittens play and our litter trained so you dont pick up messes all day long.Puppies seem to sleep or chew up everything in your house while kittens are content playing with a string and snuggling.And litter boxes dont stink if you clean them out idiot!Cats are so smart they can learn to go in the toilet!Id like to see a stupid butt sniffing dog manage a feat like that!Cats are the most popular for a reason!**Cats Rule and Dogs Drool!!**
July 10th, 2008 at 3:26 am
cat sucks!!!!!
October 12th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
I totally agree with the guy on top. i have to do a debate on why dogs are better than cats when I believe it is the other way around. Cats are so much better in so many ways. I think I am going to help the negative side win. Cats are supreme. Cats look down on humans making them our gods. Lets worship them.
October 12th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
a reply to the STAC people. It means: So Terrific, Almighty Class
(aka, Class stands for Breed) thats even better than dog backwards. HAHAHAHA
November 12th, 2008 at 10:46 pm
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November 20th, 2008 at 12:30 am
Cats are from Venus Dogs are from Mars
January 22nd, 2009 at 7:27 pm
I disagree whith every little reason dogs are better then cats. Cats are way smarter, have a better memory, better eyesight, and better smelling
February 15th, 2009 at 11:24 pm
cats so win
February 15th, 2009 at 11:28 pm
dogs are stupid i had a dog but it bugged me so much i had a self centerd dog. anyway,dogs are lazy.
February 15th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
cat and dog lover Shut tour stupid mouth
February 15th, 2009 at 11:34 pm
dog lovers need to shut your stupid mouth
May 13th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
Dogs rule, cats suck! anough said…
June 3rd, 2009 at 9:36 am
Why Dogs Suck
The time has come to make at least one anti-dog post. None of this is against anyone with dog/puppy/canine or any other form of dog in their name. Just the actual animal dog.
Every so often a dog won’t seem half bad but, all in all, they are worthless. I’ll give it to you point by point.
Dogs are clumsy
They can’t even get up on your lap (assuming you’d want one there - haha) without being lifted. If one does manage to jump that high, odds are he’ll misjudge and fall off the other side. If your cat falls asleep on the window sill, you can go away and come back and he’ll still be there. If your dog falls asleep on the sill, warn people below to move away.
Dogs can feel no love
Oh, it looks like love! Tail a-wagging, barking with joy, he’ll greet you at the door like the Pope greets the ground whenever he flies somewhere. That’s not love. That’s doggy language for “I’m dependent on you and would die if left alone! I must glom onto someone with a personality so I can mirror it! And, maybe, if I jump around enough and claw your clothes to bits, you won’t notice the big puddle in the middle of the floor. Feed me!!”
Dogs are not smart
Eating your own shit is not a sign of intelligence. Licking my face afterward is liable to get you pushed out a window. Dogs can be trained more easily than cats. Parrots can talk and bees can signal where the honey is, too. Wow. Dogs are slaves who will do anything to please their alpha pack leader. You.
Pooping outside
Get real. Like I want to get up, put on my coat and shoes, grab the leash and take you outside every time your thimble-sized bladder needs emptying? Half the time a dog will get so excited when he sees the leash he’ll pee in the kitchen before you get him outside anyway. If not, being fawned over because I’m “letting you go to the bathroom” is a bit sick. And I’m not real thrilled with the whole “wrap a bag around your hand so you can pick it up while it’s still soft and warm” idea, either.
Dogs eat annoying food
Scratch that. They’ll eat anything. They’ll eat old used Kleenex if you let them.
Little known fact: A dog can survive in the desert for six months if you give him a pack filled with old shoes, pillows, house plants and computer cables. Once that runs out, he’ll eat sand.
Unlike cats, dogs don’t always land on their feet
See the point about clumsiness above. When a dog falls onto any part of his body other than his feet, he’ll yelp and scream like he’s broken his back. But (get this) a scratch behind the ears mends bones! It’s a miracle! Wimpy dog. We call my cat, Monday, “Hamburger head.” He’s come home so beat up you can barely recognize him. He can be trailing a loop of intestine and not utter a sound. “Yay! A chance to get some sun on my innards. Cool. Time to nap.”
Teeth and claws
Dogs use their claws to dig holes in the yard. If they can’t get to the yard they’ll dig holes through the drywall. If they can’t get to the drywall they’ll dig through the door in order to get to the drywall. Dogs destroy homes. And do you want to hear something funny? Dog owners have to cut their dogs’ toenails. Worse, there are some that actually brush their pet’s teeth! Then there’s the whole hair-cutting/grooming/daily brushing thing. What the hell is that? Get a Barbie doll. You can do all that stuff with Barbie and she won’t pee on the floor by way of saying thanks.
All dogs look different
In some cases you’re not even sure if it’s a dog.
“Is that a rat?” No, it’s my Lhasa Apso. “Bless you.”
“Is that a mop?” No, it’s my Terrapoo. “[snicker][snicker]”
“Is that an ox?” No, it’s my Newfoundland. “Big as a friggin’ island, ain’t he?”
“Is that a leaking hose?” No, it’s my Mastiff. “Good God! I’ve never seen so much drool!”
What’s with dogs and their silly haircuts? Must each dog really have a special style? Are they really that hard to tell apart if you trim them each the same? “Oh, no! You shouldn’t give an Airedale pom-poms on his feet! That would look silly!” Get real. As if it doesn’t look idiotic on a poodle.
Some dogs are okay. That old dog in the Chevy Chase movie that fell asleep in front of the fireplace and didn’t realize he was on fire was cool. His replacement, who ran and ran and ran and ran… never to come back - he was cool.
Some dogs can do neat things like catch frisbees in mid-air, a skill they learned in the wild while hunting disk shaped birds. Cats catch rats. I’m all for that. Sure, they sometimes bring you their kill and proudly look up at you with that “Worship me, for I have provided you with FOOD” expression, but I’d rather make a congratulatory fuss over a dead rat than a chewed-up pair of shoes that cost me a week’s pay.
Any animal that worships me is a bit sick. I’m just a human. I’m a member of the same race that invented canned spinach. I don’t deserve or even want your worship. People who need to be worshipped also need to dominate. They either buy trucks with really big tires or go into politics. I’ll take an independent cat companion over a drooling dog slave any day.
June 3rd, 2009 at 9:37 am
Dogs smell like shit and cats clean theirselves
June 3rd, 2009 at 9:47 am
My famlily and I have had lots and lots of cats since forever. And we are not fat loosers. My sister is a model and I´m 90-60-90. Bitches