Top 8 Places That I Do Not Want To Be Right Now
There are some places in the world that people only go there if they really have to. I for one would try, at all costs, not to go to the following places:
8.) Idaho - Hmmm, Idaho, has anyone ever been to Idaho? There’s nothing out there except potatoes, and they’re not even that great.
7.) China - There are tons of people in China and I don’t want to be one of them. They do produce a lot of nice things though, like the pair of scissors that I have right here - Made in China.
6.) Tokyo, Japan - My uncle used to live in Tokyo and he said it was cool, but I’m really not in to the whole “big city” thing and he was. Tons of people crammed into as small of space as they possibly can.
5.) North and South Poles - It’s frickin’ freezing there and nothing to see except for some snow, and some penguins.
< -- It's a polar bear in a snowstorm...Get it?
4.) Mexico - Actually, I wouldn't mind going here too much for some cheap Tequila, but I would be too afraid that I'd drink the water, either on accident or on a $5 bet from a buddy. The best way to avoid Montezuma's Revenge is to not even step into the country.
3.) Colombia - If I was a coke dealer and wanted to make a big purchase this would be the first place that I would go, but with the circumstances as they are, my drug dealing days are over. So long Columbia, it could have been swell……….
2.) Anyplace in Africa - Africa is always hot and everyone is either really poor or really rich. The worst part is that there are animals all over the place that are just waiting to feast on a stupid American guy like me. I’m not a big fan of dying.
1.) Australia - One word: Rabid Kangaroos. Scary, huh? Also the Top 10 most venomous snakes in the world ALL live in Australia. Yikes.
Of course no one wants to go anywhere near the Middle East right now, so I decided to leave it off the list….