Thanks to our reader Tony for the submission:

Top 8 Quotes from the movie “Super Troopers”

8.) Cat Game

7.)  Pranks

Rabbit: Oh, look, a bar of soap. (lifting soap out of coffee)
Farva: oohoohoh shit. I got you good, you fucker.
Mac:  Great prank, Farva…

6.)  Delousing

Police Chief Grady: I’m sorry about that delousing. Just standard procedure.
Farva: It’s powdered sugar.
Police Chief Grady: The lice hate the sugar.
Farva: It’s delicious.

5.)  Drug School

Rabbit: See, a lot of drug dealers use stickers to mark their products. Like a brand name.
Farva: See? Where’d you learn that, Cheech? Drug school?

4.)  Sugar Heaven

Complaining Fan: Will you move that gigantic cotton candy?
Local Officer Rando: [hits man with cotton candy] How’s the view from sugar heaven, bitch?

3.)  Shenanigans

Captain O’Hagan: I swear to God I’m going to pistol whip the next guy who says, Shenanigans.
Mac: Hey Farva what’s the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy stuff on the wall and the mozzarella sticks?
Farva: You mean Shenanigans?
Rabbit: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

2.) Littering And

Ramathorne: Do you know how fast you were going?
High kid: 65?
Ramathorne: 63.
High kid: But Officer, isn’t the speed limit 65?
Ramathorne: Yeah,  it is. But do you know why we’re pulling you over? (Holds the bag of weed
up). Littering……Littering and….littering and……littering and..smokin the reefer.

1.)  Burger Punk

Farva: Gimme a litre o’ cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy: What?
Farva: A litre o’ cola.
Thorny: Just order a large, Farva.
Farva: I don’t want a large Farva. I want a goddamn litre o’ cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy: I don’t know what that is.
Farva: Litre is French for give me some fucking cola before I break vous fucking lips!

Honorable Mention:  Rabbit:  It’s really funny, Cap! It’s Afghanistanimation.

(Try to say that 3 times fast)

Those Broken Lizard fools are awesome, if only they had more movies…………

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