Archive for February, 2006

8 Things you should NEVER Say/Do to a cop!

Tuesday, February 28th, 2006

Just in case you ever get pulled over by police officer (or to prevent it) here are:
8 Things You Should NEVER Do/Say to a Cop!
8.)  “Dukes of Hazzard” style jump over their car.
7.)  Bat your eyes and say, “Hey baby, can I play with your nightstick?”
(This one only applies for guys. Ladies, this may actually [...]

8 Things I Hate About Mornings

Monday, February 27th, 2006

Being that it is Monday I feel the need, for some strange reason, to express:
8 Things That I Hate About Mornings
8.)  It is just too bright.
Even when it is dark on my trip into work, the lights inside the bus are just too much.
7.)  When are you ever really conscious?
I have been told that I [...]

8 Greatest “Grown-up” Cartoons

Friday, February 24th, 2006

Please remember. These are MY opinions. If you don’t like them, get your own! And let me know about them by commenting on the posts. Free thought is just about the only thing left that is free. If you don’t use it, you loose that too.
Well, It is no secret to anyone who knows anything [...]

Hello All!! New World Order - 8 Things To Change

Thursday, February 23rd, 2006

Hello all!!
This is then dawn of a new era! The beginning of a new reign of what I call the tragic fall into the abyss of my mind. And word of warning. My train of thought stops at every station. It’s called Crazy 8 for a reason.
Just please remember. These are MY opinions. If you [...]

Top 8 Things Overheard at the Daytona 500

Tuesday, February 21st, 2006

 Thanks for the submission Cam:
OK, after watching the Daytona 500 I just kind of figured this was worth a note, well, because some things are just too ridiculous to let go without mentioning.
8. “Somebody’s gonna die!” Oddly enough, this was muttered by Tony Stewart in response to the restricter plate issue, not his driving.
7. “OH [...]

We need writers!

Saturday, February 18th, 2006

Hello faithful Crazy 8′ers! Thanks to all of you guys, our traffic is increasing by leaps and bounds every day. We unfortunately can’t keep up with the demand and are desperately looking for new writers. If you think you can cut the mustard, give us a shout. Do you randomly think of top 10 lists [...]

Top 8 Darwin Awards

Tuesday, February 14th, 2006

Courtesy of www.darwinawards.com, i have rummaged though the archives and found 8 of the Greatest Worst Humans. Here they are:
8.)  Booby Trap Traps Boob - Not boob as in the good kind, but for what this guy had been setting up.  Some of this stuff is pretty clever though.
7.)  A Real Chimney Sweep - I’m just glad [...]

Aww Jeeeezzz

Thursday, February 9th, 2006

Just think……….We married these girls…
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Top 8 Bachelorette Party Ideas

Friday, February 3rd, 2006

Do you need some help with ideas for a super cool bachelorette party?  Check out the Big White Dress’ article and get the party started.  I don’t need to hear about the male strippers though…………
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Top 8 Golf Carts That I Will Someday Own

Wednesday, February 1st, 2006

Needless to say, but my recent experiences with golf carts has not been good on my real form of transportation.  So I need a new bumper…..big deal.  Here are a couple of the carts that I would eventually like to have, maybe down on a golf course in Florida?  Sound good to anyone?
8. You gotta [...]