8 Things you should NEVER Say/Do to a cop!
Just in case you ever get pulled over by police officer (or to prevent it) here are:
8 Things You Should NEVER Do/Say to a Cop!
8.) “Dukes of Hazzard” style jump over their car.
7.) Bat your eyes and say, “Hey baby, can I play with your nightstick?”
(This one only applies for guys. Ladies, this may actually get you out of a ticket.)
6.) See if you can hit their cruiser with a box of donuts from a moving vehicle.
5.) Ask them, “Didn’t I see you in that Rodney King video?”
4.) Just blurt out for no reason, “What? There’s no dead body in my trunk!” Then run.
3.) Angrly protest, “You pulled me over for speeding? Where were you 2 hours ago when that guy wouldn’t pay me for the smack or the 12yr olds he got from me?!”
2.) Loudly proclaim to them, “You’re proof they shouldn’t let women be cops!”
1.) And the number 1 thing not to do: HONK -especially in Chattanooga, Tennessee. You have got to read this story!
-Cam
These are my opinions! If you don’t like them, get your own!
February 2nd, 2008 at 7:07 pm
cop- do you know how fast you were going
u-yes
cop- may i see your license and registration
u- yes
cop- where is it
u- yes
cop- have you been drinking
u- yes
cop- im gonna need you to come over to the station
u- yes
cop- do you really think im stupid enough to fall for that
u- yes
February 2nd, 2008 at 7:08 pm
dont say when a cop pulls you over
leave me alone or im calling the police
or
stop following me or else
!!!
February 2nd, 2008 at 7:12 pm
i love how you can leave comments on this site!
you probably shouldn’t say…
cop- have you been drinking this afternoon, ma’am?
you- no, but this morning i was.
February 2nd, 2008 at 7:19 pm
what if you ARE a cop and you are reading this website?
February 2nd, 2008 at 7:32 pm
I am very offended by the material expressed on this website. I am very displeased that you people spend your time discriminating police officers, you people are very inconsiderate and immature. I am highly disapointed by the way people use the internet today. I will NEVER visit this website again you people disgust me by your rude comments. You should NEVER say anything rude to a respected law authority and inforcer.
Please stop the discrimination of police officers everywhere.
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Haha, did you really beleive a police officer would have that kind of time to go online to sites like this?
That was just a joke.
I was just abusing the reply box privileges.
I am not really a cop.
Or am I…
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Actully the discrimination of police officers is pretty funny, unless you are one. Which I am not!!! That was funny if you think so, please comment. Signing out Not A Cop.
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Please keep up the websites. That was really funny.
I am not just writing this alone. I have help from my dad who is a cop. Not really. I have help from a friend.
February 2nd, 2008 at 7:33 pm
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double cop is cool
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November 11th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
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