Top 8 Cleavages

So there has been some talk over the last couple days on what makes great cleavage.  Don’t ask, the conversation just kind of “took off.”  So the great webmasters here at Crazy 8 have decided to start a contest.  We’re gonna show you what we think are the best cleavage shots and you have to try and top them.  Submit your shots (as many as possible) to submissions@crazy8opinions.com by end of business on Friday April 14 and you will win $25 to Hooters! 

Cleavage:  By definition it is “The act of splitting or cleaving” (dictionary.com) which doesn’t help us at all.  I’ll just let the pictures do the explaining……..

8.)

one

The ultimate cleavage shot exposes as much of the fun bags as possible.  This is where we get all those great nip slips from the celebrities…

7.)

two

Like so.

If you look really really hard, then you just look like a pervert.

6.)

three

I hear that Ms. Cox had a reduction….. :(

5.)

four

This is why creepy old guys used to spend hours on the Internet.  Now all that comes to mind is what we could of had if those stupid Olsen twins knew how to keep their food down.

4.)

five

It’s like a commercial for a motor boat.

3.)

six

If you haven’t seen her as Dasiy Duke you better check Junior down there to make sure that he’s still alive.  I’m not sure if the rest of the movie was any good though.

2.)

seven

I’m not sure if this is from the same night as #4, but I wish I was there.

Get ready for #1!!!!!!

 

final

 I would ALMOST CONSIDER buying a Mini if this was on the front of it…..Almost

 There you have it guys - Can you top that sh*t??????  You can always give it the old “College Try.”  Send ‘em in - submissions@crazy8opinions.com.

 

-The Editor

18 Responses to “Top 8 Cleavages”

  1. Ken Bothe Says:

    My absolute favorite list thus far!

  2. Luke Says:

    This might be the best Crazy 8 ever…

  3. SteelCityGal Says:

    I must admit, that’s a pretty good list. Tough to beat…

  4. Sgt Poon Says:

    you could try ;)

  5. SteelCityGal Says:

    No way to compete with those ladies. I know my limitations. Hell, I’m totally straight but Scarlett even turns me on.

  6. Cam Says:

    I feel like a dirty old man but I am more of a Lohan fan myself.

  7. Cam Says:

    And well OK #8 makes me feel all warm inside too.

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  9. steel city gal Says:

    I hope you’re under the age of 25, because if you’re not, being a Lohan fan is a little disturbing.

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  11. fozzybear532 Says:

    cleavage is awesome! i like it alot

  12. Evil_Berzerker Says:

    number 8 is THE best, to hell with painted minis i want full on wreckin balls!!! lol

  13. bill Says:

    Obama is a losser. Mcain will be the best president!

  14. Me Says:

    I hate that button on number 8.

  15. Special k Says:

    dayummmm thats sick stuff. scarlett johanson has the nicest boobs in hollywood. number 8 is pretty hot too. lindsay lohan is dirt though

  16. Anonymous Says:

    Number 8 is Kate from Kate’s Playground.

  17. TheBoobDoc Says:

    Cleavage.com is a joke but it looks like there might actually be some hope for cleavage.net. We need more cleavage in this country dammit!

  18. GAz Says:

    some of the lists sik as other parts pretty ordinary. i have to say #8 - sheeshhhhh amazing #3 smokin’ and #1 plain and simply sik as!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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