—-Kristina
 8- According to Jim.
This show just is not funny. The fact that it has lasted as long as it has is amazing. Frankly, I grew tired of the chubby and/or balding guy with a hot wife sitcom format about four years ago. This show should have died when Everybody Loves Raymond and King of Queens [...]

Thanks Kristina
and Happy Mother’s Day to all the Mommies out there!!!!!
 
8 - A table saw. Unless your mother is the “Tool Belt Diva” she probably will not think this is a great gift. I know what you’re thinking, “It will come in handy for Thanksgiving!” but no woman should have to carve a turkey with [...]

I take NO responsibility for #1…….Thanks Steel City Gal
 
Take the day off work and just lay in bed.
7) Take the week off and just lay in bed.
6) You just relax, let me take care of the cooking/cleaning/laundry.
5) Here’s the remote, watch whatever you want.
4) You’re the most beautiful creature I have ever [...]