8 Things I Said to the Groom (and probably shouldn’t have)
There is a buddy of mine that is getting married in the morning and I found myself saying:
8 Things I Said to the Groom (and probably shouldn’t have) The Night Before His Wedding.
WOW! You look pale!
7) Even I can tell you are stressed out.
6) So, Have you thrown up yet?
5) Do you really think you had something to do with any of this?
4) You got your running shoes on?
3) Has she at least told you if she is going to keep your balls in “tupperware” or a plastic bag?
2) Now that you are getting married, I can let you in on the suicide pact.
1) This is your last night of freedom. You will never have another woman ever again. Now, I know you will be spending the night here, but I have to go to work, my wife will keep you company. (I am probably REALLY going to regret that one when I get home…. or will I? hehehe)
This is just my opinion. If you don’t like it, get your own.
-Cam