8 Lightbulb Jokes
Bare with me here I am in an odd mood. LOL
How many cavemen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: What’s a Lightbulb?
7) How many existentialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Fish
6) How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Why do I have to change the lightbulb? I can still see by the light of the TV!
5) How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Just 1. They hold the bulb and expect the rest of the world to revolve beneath her.
4) How many children does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. It is better to keep them in the dark.
3) How many donkey riders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: It takes about 4 to get their ass up there.
2) How many PC Techs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: “5″. 1 to set up a network. 1 to write the program. 1 to configure the interface between the computer and the wiring system. 1 to set up the GUI. And 1 to left click on the “ON” icon.
1) How many smurfs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: If you try really hard, you can probably fit about 3 or 4 in there.
This is just my opinion. If you don’t like it, get your own.
-Cam