I don’t know about you, but here are….
8 Things I Want to Hear Whispered in My Ear 
All of this money is yours
7) Have another drink
6) Take off your pants
5) Just do it
4) Relax. I will take care of everything.
3) Oh, trust me. You will know when I’m done.
2) Let me get that for [...]

OK, unless you have been under a rock recently, you must know that there have been 2 new video game systems just released for retail.
One of them happens to be the Nintendo Wii (pronounced like “we”). Odd name, but it makes for overhearing some even more odd things at the stores.
These are things that I have actually overheard [...]

Much of the midwest is in a power outage. (us included, I am at an alternate location) Therefore I, evidently, feel the need to express my thoughts, or……….
8 Things About a Power Outage
Why does the fast food joint right down the street from me have power and I don’t?
7) Why does it [...]