OK, sometimes you have to say to yourself “Are you kidding me?” These are 8 of those times.
“Cooking in HD” Someone actually (allegedly) shrinkwrapped old oven doors and was selling them as flat widscreen TVs. OH! and check out his floor tiles…. I mean laptops! 
7) “MOMMY! can I have an X-Game 360 AND a [...]

I don’t know about you, but here are….
8 Things I Want to Hear Whispered in My Ear 
All of this money is yours
7) Have another drink
6) Take off your pants
5) Just do it
4) Relax. I will take care of everything.
3) Oh, trust me. You will know when I’m done.
2) Let me get that for [...]

Ok, I know EVERYBODY does this EVERY year so, being Thanksgiving and all, I have to do it at least once. But, I am not going to do the obvious. Since the whole family and friends thing is a given, and I do appreciate them and cannot be with my friends this year, I am going [...]

OK people, it seems like everything has been happening to everyone that has been working on this Blog. I mean major life changes type stuff. 
So, needless to say, we have not been able to do a lot with this in a while. But now that things are settling a little, with me anyway, I would like [...]

Just in case you ever get pulled over by police officer (or to prevent it) here are:
8 Things You Should NEVER Do/Say to a Cop!
8.)  “Dukes of Hazzard” style jump over their car.
7.)  Bat your eyes and say, “Hey baby, can I play with your nightstick?”
(This one only applies for guys. Ladies, this may actually [...]

Everyone enjoys a good drinking game from time to time.  Here are my favorites:
8.)  Quarters:  The Rules:  Classic and easy to play.  What else can I say?
7.)  The Simpsons:  The Rules:  Great for us die-hard Simpsons fans.  Now you can get wasted and laugh your ass off
6.)  Up the River:  The Rules:  This game is [...]

I hate the bars in downtown Cincinnati, they charge way too much for a beer and if you stay out too late you run the risk of getting shot.  I’d rather be in the cozy hometown bars outside of downtown.  You never have to wait in line to get into one of these bars. 
8.)  Crosley’s - If [...]

Ugh, hangovers, some people get them, some people get them real bad. Its tough to decide what home remedy to use when you wake up, so I decided to help you out with a list of the best home remedies.
8.) Tomato Juice ala Bloody Mary - The vitamins in tomatoes really help get you [...]

Ahh, the ‘Nati, it’s really a boring city, but I’ve managed to put together a list of activities that everyone can enjoy.  Let me know if I forgot anything:

 
 
 
 
 
8.)  Horse Racing at Turfway Park - Friday night, dollar beers, dollar bets, is there anything better?  NO. 
7.)  UC Basketball Game - pre-2005 season.  I am [...]

"To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to all of life’s problems." - Homer Simpson.  Here are the spirits that frequent my liver .
8.)  Glen Deveron Single Malt Scotch - Aged 12 years, you know what they say, if there’s grass on the field…….I’ve seriously had this bottle since my 18th birthday, but it stays [...]