I don’t know about you, but here are….
8 Things I Want to Hear Whispered in My Ear
All of this money is yours
7) Have another drink
6) Take off your pants
5) Just do it
4) Relax. I will take care of everything.
3) Oh, trust me. You will know when I’m done.
2) Let me get that for [...]
Much of the midwest is in a power outage. (us included, I am at an alternate location) Therefore I, evidently, feel the need to express my thoughts, or……….
8 Things About a Power Outage
Why does the fast food joint right down the street from me have power and I don’t?
7) Why does it [...]
There is a buddy of mine that is getting married in the morning and I found myself saying:
8 Things I Said to the Groom (and probably shouldn’t have) The Night Before His Wedding.
WOW! You look pale!
7) Even I can tell you are stressed out.
6) So, Have you thrown up yet?
5) Do you really think you had something [...]
-Mary
Before all you men get excited and riled up, read on. It’s not as sexy as it sounds. Here are the reasons why I wish I were a lesbian…
Toilet Seats.
There is nothing worse than getting up in the middle of the night, stumbling blindly in the dark to go to the bathroom, and [...]
Just think……….We married these girls…
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Thanks Chad for the great submission:
TOP 8 WAYS TO BREAK UP WITH A GIRL YOU DON’T KNOW WHY
IN THE HELL YOUR DATING ANYWAY.
8. I WANT TO SEE OTHER PEOPLE…. STARTING WITH YOUR
15 YEAR OLD HANDICAPPED BROTHER.
7. THAT RASH YOU CLAIM I GAVE YOU IS JUST A FIRST SIGN
OF WHATS TO COME.
6. MY HEART BELONGS TO [...]
8. Rebecca Romijn
Sure, she’s marrying the fat kid from Stand By Me, but that just makes her cooler and gives hope to fat kids everywhere. I mean seriously, who else could still be insanely hot while covered in in scales and blue paint?
7. Jennifer Love Hewitt
A couple of years ago, she would have ranked much [...]
Has anyone ever used these pick-up lines on a chick or do you know other good ones, let us know.
8). Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven.
7). Are you tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
6). Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets [...]