After minimizing my efforts in graduating college (i.e. moving off campus, not signing up for classes), I got to thinking about the great array of food that I had ingested while living on campus. Here are my Top 8 Foods:
#8.) Pizza Rolls – you can never go wrong with these things
#7.) Hot Pockets – no matter how long you nuke ‘em they’re always hot as lava on the end and frozen in the middle
#6.) Jimmy John’s – I know that I ate there almost every week because of the wrapper’s laying around, but I can’t remember a single time that I went in there sober……
#5.) Campbell’s Soup Stolen from Home – We all go shopping at our parent’s house whenever we go home, but the soup seemed to be the main item that I always brought home. Mmm, mmm.
#4.) Red Baron Frozen Pizza – 2 for $3 at Kroger most of the time, I think it’s one of the greatest frozen pizza’s of all time
#3.) Beef Taquitos – another frozen favorite, usually stolen from home, that comes with about 60 of the things in a box. Granted you have to eat about 10 of them at a time to fill up, they’re still good with salsa and/or sour cream
#2.) Corner Store Steaks – if any of you know anything about Clifton, right in the middle of Ravine St. there is a little place called the Ravine Street Market. They have a small deli in the back that sells some AWESOME New York Strip steaks. Grab a steak, a couple of 40’s and you’re in for a great night. They also have an 18 pack of PBR (in bottles) for 8 bucks, we call it the Flora St. Special.
#1) Ramen Noodle – there isn’t a house, dorm, cardboard box on campus that doesn’t have a few of these on the shelf.
I’m still working towards having my 1st heart attack by 25………Hilarious